I did find this on Craigslist today...
Beer Kooler Drive Thru Hiring - Full Time
Date: 2012-02-27, 11:21PM EST
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Day Shift Position available:
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Benefits
Starting Pay is $9.00 hr
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Sounds like a good opportunity...
UPDATED: After much more searching, I did find some genuinely good opportunities to apply for today, so I'm feeling much less useless. Although, none of them sound as cool as working at the Beer Kooler Drive Thru*.
UPDATED AGAIN: The Department of Jobs and Family Services (who pays my unemployment) sends me occasional emails with links to jobs that they think that I might like to apply for. Today I got one encouraging me to apply to manage a Build-a-Bear location. Clearly, I was unable to make them understand what I am actually qualified to do when I filed for unemployment. This reminds me of my job search last year when I had to go into the Unemployment office for "counseling."** and after several minutes of talking I gave up because I realized that I was never going to make the guy who was supposed to be helping me understand what I do. (My job is not that hard, although after 10 years of marriage The Husband still doesn't have a clear understanding. He tells people I do "401(k) Stuff," which is more than the Unemployment guy got.) Anyway, I found the Unemployment "Helper" guy's card recently, but I decided not to give him a call.
*I think I would be an incredible asset to the Beer Kooler Drive Thru for two reasons
1. I don't drink (like at all), so no need to worry about me getting sloshed on the job.
2. I am a horrible speller, and clearly the owners are as well. We'd be able to bond talking about how we were always eliminated in the first round of the classroom spelling bee.
**I use that word in its loosest sense
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